[Cialug] Security and Santa

[Dave Hala Jr]

I had heard a rumor that Santa was using aversive training techniques
with his reindeer.  Since delivering presents via's reindeer was out,
congress got involved and they had everything made in china and drop
shipped to each house via UPS, Fedex and DHL as part of the Republicans
economic stimulus package. They didn't use the USPS for delivery because
their IT structure relies heavily on linux and a "free" OS doesn't
create jobs.

On Mon, 2010-11-15 at 11:14 -0600, Tim Wilson wrote:
> I thought Santa had been shut down due to child labor laws and at
> least 8 counts of animal cruelty...
> 
> On Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 10:51 AM, Rob Miller <robarooney at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>         And, landfills full of wrapping paper and toy packaging
>         materials.  Think of the dumpsters at the North Pole full of
>         cardboard and plastic wrap used by all the workshop
>         sub-contractors sending sub-assemblies to the Elves.
>         
>         
>         
>         On Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 10:46 AM, Matthew Nuzum
>         <newz at bearfruit.org> wrote:
>                 Clever work Josh. I had no idea Santa had so many
>                 enemies. I figured his biggest concerns were related
>                 to environmental issues such as Icelandic volcanoes
>                 and tropical weather. 
>                 
>                 
>                 
>                 On Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 10:27 AM, Josh More
>                 <MoreJ at alliancetechnologies.net> wrote:
>                         So, in an effort to raise security awareness
>                         (and have a bit of fun), I made this:
>                          http://www.alliancetechnologies.net/security/santa-2010
>                         
>                         I would appreciate feedback, as well "viral"
>                         propagation and outright theft of the image.
>                          ;)
>                         
>                         Thus ends today's blatant self promotion.
>                         
>                         -Josh More, CISSP, GIAC-GSLC, GIAC-GCIH, RHCE,
>                         NCLP
>                         morej at alliancetechnologies.net
>                         515-245-7701
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