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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma'>Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.<br>
(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)<br>
<br>
<br>
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is<br>
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes<br>
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to<br>
report.<br>
<br>
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the<br>
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is<br>
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless<br>
and your system's gonna crash!<br>
<br>
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network<br>
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to<br>
tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer<br>
down the hall......<br>
<br>
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your<br>
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot<br>
and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna<br>
hang.<br>
<br>
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro<br>
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash<br>
the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off<br>
the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!</span></font><font size=2
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